Frases de Yu Yu Hakusho

« Te equivocaste por dos motivos. Incluso la sustancia más dura puede romperse si se choca contra sí misma. Y la capacidad de sentir dolor no es una debilidad. Es una fortaleza. El dolor le dice a una criatura sus vulnerabilidades, y no la expones a un ataque. Tu robot está muerto. Y me temo que tú también. »

— Kurama

« Nada peor que ser fuerte, pero no lo suficiente. »

— Shinobu Sensui

« Deje caer tinta sobre el más fino papel blanco como la nieve e inevitablemente se absorberá en negro. Su pureza lo exige. Los hombres contaminados tienen inmunidades. El negro no absorbe el negro. »

— Shinobu Sensui

« Y así empieza todo. El nombre de este chico es Yusuke. Tiene 14 años y se supone que es el héroe de la historia... pero por extraño que parezca, está muerto. »

— Yu Yu Hakusho

« It most certainly isn't pleasant being called a "traitor" by creatures you've never met. »

— Kurama

« In addition to knowing the secrets of the universe, I can assure you, I am quite potty trained. »

— Koenma

« It's simple. Even the strongest tree will die if left in the dark. I find that to be the best way to describe us. A giant oak, crashing through a dark soil, bringing order to an otherwise chaotic land. The Shinobi have done their job for centuries, and done it well. But in recent years, we have caught glimpses of the outside world, and asked: "Why not us? Have we not earned the privilege others take for free?". »

— Touya

« I consider your class of demon very worthy, worthy to fight, and worthy to die. »

— Youko Kurama

« Detective, don't waste your time trying to change their minds. Fight by their meaningless rules and you'll be pulled down with them. There's only one real law of the dark tournament: the strongest man prevails. I've retrieved enough energy to rip my way out, let's show this entire stadium a new definition for victory! »

— Hiei

« This is the world you've stuck yourself into, if you aren't strong enough to lead, then you lose the privilege of getting what you want. »

— Genkai

« Ninjas are revolting, they stole my idea. I'll have to kill them now. »

— Hiei

« Their mistakes were simple ones. Gouki's mistake was being overconfident and Kurama's... sympathy for his human prey. »

— Hiei

« Kuwabara, come back! You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« Urameshi, I'm gonna mess your face up so bad that kittens won't even look at you. »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« If you think about it, death really isn't so frightening. Who knows, you might actually enjoy it. »

— Karasu

« Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way? »

— Hiei

« (In response to Seaman's question) When real men do what they're supposed to, it's not always about what they want. »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« A poor choice seals our fate. »

— Kurama

« I'll help you... But not by death, this world has enough of that. You can keep your life as long as you change the way you live it. It's never too late, believe me. »

— Kurama

« Does he really believe we would turn around after all that we've been through? »

— Kurama

« Underestimating an opponent is the first step towards defeat. »

— Kurama

« We've gone far past the stage of fighting for our honor. »

— Kurama

« You do them one favor and they think you're their best friend. This is why I could care less if their entire species was swallowed up. »

— Hiei

« You try to sound like you think things through, when in fact, you're not thinking at all. »

— Kurama

« I've been under too much stress lately. Killing you should be a good remedy. »

— Hiei

« I'm not a fighter of good. I just hate people who are bad. »

— Genkai

« Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic. »

— Hiei

« Yuusuke... Dammit Yuusuke, listen to me! Everyone has to fight with time to find their place before their inevitable death. Toguro... he ran away from that fight. Don't you ever do the same. No human is ever a one man show. Every decision that you make will affect the countless people who care about you. Do you understand? You can't be a cocky kid anymore. »

— Genkai

« Thanks for the real vote of confidence. You two should be cheerleaders, you'd look cute in skirts! »

— Genkai

« You've trapped yourself in a body you hated hiding in the pain, and now you want to torture yourself again for eternity...haven't we both paid enough? »

— Genkai

« I fight to get what I need, and I kill whoever gets in my way. I always have. »

— Genkai

« Oh, silly me. I must have forgotten to turn on my hearing aid. When you're a washed up old hag like me, the memory is the first to go. »

— Genkai

« What a silly little girl I was, thinking you would change. I should have known how you would turn out. You had it written in ugly black letters all across your soul. »

— Genkai

« I know you play by higher standards, but at least give me credit for the nose. »

— Genkai

« Don't make me slap you upside the head, just shoot the damn thing! »

— Genkai

« Use the Spirit Wave to float on top of the spike. Good. Now we'll hold this for twelve hours. »

— Genkai

« (To Sensui) Here's a one way ticket straight to Hell! YOU BASTAARD! »

— Hiei

« Obviously you are underestimating Kurama. Do you know why I chose him to be my partner? To avoid fighting him myself. Watch, he's more cut-throat then I am when it comes to battle, and unbelievably precise. »

— Hiei

« My arm did not obey a certain command I gave it, so I decided it needed to be punished. »

— Hiei

« I'm warning you. You so much as bruise what you hold in your hand and I will show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter, because you will not be judged when you die, you will no longer to exist. »

— Kurama

« What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed? »

— Hiei

« Nerd violence... »

— Kurama

« Even as a child, I found tremendous pleasure in spilling my enemy's blood. Their screams of agony were my music. Once I learned that my mother's frozen tear drop was valuable, I began wearing in open sight of everyone, hoping their greed would entice them to challenge me, thus giving me the opportunity for my next kill. »

— Hiei

« Agh, it penetrates my brain! »

— Kurama

« Do I have to kill you to stop you from being foolish? »

— Hiei

« What irony. Such beauty, sprung from such an ugly soil. »

— Kurama

« This is the second time today I hold your life in my hands. I somehow doubt that Sensui will be more merciful than I am. »

— Hiei

« Logic is panic's prey. »

— Kurama

« This is pure offense. They gave up fighting with their brains a long time ago. »

— Hiei

« Tired hands are better than none. »

— Kurama

« I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care for them even less. Wake me for the end of the world. »

— Hiei

« I think Monster Beast Doughnut is a perfect name. »

— Kurama

« Kurama, do not make me come over there and remove that precious thing you call a voice box. »

— Hiei

« You should know better than to corner an animal like a fox... We have a tendency to show our teeth. »

— Kurama

« Don't worry fool, we've entered into an alliance and I'm not the type to break it. Of course, after we win the tournament I can't guarantee anything. »

— Hiei

« I thought clowns made everyone else laugh. »

— Kurama

« Kurama, there is no person who does not carry scars upon their heart, and if there were such a man, they would be a shallow soul. »

— Hiei

« All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist when really, you're just a lucky fool. »

— Kurama

« He's swinging his sword with the grace of a flyswatter. That's no way to survive. »

— Hiei

« Regret is a different beast when you live for centuries. »

— Kurama

« Tell me, how does it feel to live in a constant haze of stupidity? »

— Hiei

« Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested. »

— Kurama

« You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero... I hate people like you. »

— Hiei

« Any prize worth having requires a risk. »

— Kurama

« Rely on impulse and not even your thoughts can betray you. »

— Kurama

« What are you waiting for, your balls to drop? »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« *to Urameshi* Sacrificing your life to save billions of others. You've lit our torches and I won't let your death be in vain... even if it means I'll be joining you soon. »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« Please no eat me, please no eat, no! »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« First you say I'm faster then you get the heads up on me like I'm an old lady crossing the freeway! Just once I'd like some honesty from the bad guys! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« Bite my ankles shorty, I swear I'll make you cry to your mom! If you have a mom, that is! »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I'm not into this kinky stuff, and you're WAY too old! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« Of all the nerve, assault me and then ask for a meal, you're getting squat! »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« So maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« How about I gently shove my foot down your throat? »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« You can't end a good party without someone on the floor. »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« Stop laughing hamster legs! »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« Alright already, you had me at shut up. »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« It smells girly. I don't think I like it. »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« I don't care if it's a girl, a baby or someone's grandma. I'm gonna fight her anyway. »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« Maybe there've been times when I've been pissed and hated things, but it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's lush and school sucks, but this job is the one damn thing I'm good at. If all the crap in my life hasn't screwed up yet, then neither will this and neither will you. »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« Aw, man. You're such a friggin' disgrace. I can't believe I spent so much time trying to defeat such a coward. Now get up and fight! »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« What the hell was that? All my punches were solid, but he brushed them aside like broccoli he didn't order! Didn't even give me a chance to kick his ass! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« Ugly?! Who you callin' ugly?! C'mere you mouse! »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« Fine! You heard fox boy, there's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin, yes sir! I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice, big, shiny first-place medal, sit in the sun, and have a stupendous friggin day, dammit! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« You took my teacher, and now I let you take my friend. What the hell do you want from me? »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« Why does everything you say makes me wanna bash your face in? »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« Damn, at least one of us should've died! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« That rose whip of his must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of sound kinda painful. »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« Kurama really is a fox thing, and to think I let him near my kitten! »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« This is DUUUMMMBBB!!!!!! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« Hey! Shorty's a lot cooler than I thought. »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villans! Fish food! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« We all have to die when our time comes, but if we do our duty we don't got regrets. So taste a little piece of my sword, Toguro! »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« You know, it'd really be embarrassing to get eaten by something that came out of an egg this tiny. »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« That's it! My head as a trampoline is where I draw the line! »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« You know, I really can't stand it when guys pick on people weaker than them...but I guess I'll do it to you anyway! »

— Kazuma Kuwabara

« So sorry you caught me on such a bad day, it makes me a real jerk! »

— Yuusuke Urameshi

« You shouldn't talk. It makes you sound stupid. »

— Yuusuke Urameshi