Recopilación completa de 72 frases célebres, diálogos memorables y lecciones de vida de The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Personajes destacados: Kyon, Itsuki Koizumi, Haruhi Suzumiya, Yuki Nagato, Asakura Ryouko, Mikuru Asahina.
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«No se puede hacer nada con lo que no existe. Al final, los humanos tienen que conformarse con lo que tienen delante.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Quiero decir, piénsalo. Si alguien señalara a un compañero tuyo y te preguntara qué significa para ti, ¿qué responderías? ¿Qué dirías?»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Cada persona tiene su propia manera de divertirse.»
—Itsuki Koizumi
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Lavarme los dientes y irme a dormir por la noche. Despiértate y desayuna por la mañana. La gente hace eso en todas partes. Cuando me di cuenta de que todo el mundo hacía todas estas cosas a diario, todo empezó a parecer muy aburrido.»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«El tiempo nunca regresa una vez que se ha ido.»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all.»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«It's amazing how much you kiss your own ass.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world.»
—Yuki Nagato
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Oh look at that. My tea has gone cold.»
—Itsuki Koizumi
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«There's something wrong with people who seek reality in fiction.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Celebrating Mr. Jesus's birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don't we celebrate Buddha's and Muhammad's birthday next time?»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«We believe that God exists. And he exists because we exist.»
—Itsuki Koizumi
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Actually... Ponytails turn me on... that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal!»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a black hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently occurring in restricted condition mode.»
—Yuki Nagato
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Does it hurt? Relish the taste, because it is going to be the last sensation you feel in this life.»
—Asakura Ryouko
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Dreams start by believing.»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Real GAY will not be swayed no matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men... five are GAY.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Don't use a serious tone. Don't breathe on me. Your face is too close. Freaking me out.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«I didn't abduct her. It was voluntary arrest.»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«This feels like extortion.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«What is a glasses man?»
—Yuki Nagato
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«...but as they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«If you're scared, you might as well just cling to my arm. Creates more of an atmosphere.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«I'll back off for now. Next time I won't hesitate to destroy you. Take this time to make your tombstone...»
—Yuki Nagato
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Every school story has to have a maid character!»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Kyon, I'm hot!»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Kyon. The contest begins the second someone challenges you. Anything the loser says otherwise is merely an excuse.»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Kyon-kun. If I become ruined for marriage will you take me?»
—Mikuru Asahina
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«*to Haruhi* I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«*thinking* Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Remote islands are all about strange incidents, right?»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«*to Haruhi* Are you a moron?»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«*commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SOS brigade* Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«*referring to Haruhi* She must have been born dumb.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«And without any buildup or fanfare, we now see Nagato Yuki. Even if she were ordinary, she sure doesn't look like a normal person and naturally, she was actually an evil magician. And an alien on top of that.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, naked! And you'll have to yell "Green Martians are chasing me!" for the whole ten laps!»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Let's calm down. The enemy is shooting at us.»
—Itsuki Koizumi
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«It's time to launch the dams!»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«*thinking* Every day, I hang out with an alien, a time traveler, and a Esper...and I'm still as sane and objective as ever. Hmm...I wonder if that makes me special or something.»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«... After all, our goal each year should be to increase the NUMBER of goals we set for ourselves!»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«*mockingly* That's amazing, Mikuru! We're counting on you! The Earth is in your-- *breaks into uncontrollable and hysterical laughter*»
—Tsuruya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«I can't take you seriously when you're dressed like that! I'm sorry, Mikuru, but I'm being controlled by the alien right now. Here goes nothing!»
—Tsuruya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Well, I don't think we can deny the distinct possibility that the world we are in now was freshly created, by Her, last night! In any case, it's an honor to meet you and Miss Suzumiya again. *laughing softly* Be seeing you after class!»
—Itsuki Koizumi
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«You're the new Adam and Eve. Go on, procreate, increase the population.»
—Itsuki Koizumi
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«The top brass at the organization is seriously panicked, right now. Nobody knows what will happen to the "real world", now that we've lost our Deity. If Miss Suzimiya is feeling merciful, we might get to keep on living, on this side of the bubble.»
—Itsuki Koizumi
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«I don't know how I know, I just know that I know, y'know?»
—Itsuki Koizumi
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss.»
—Itsuki Koizumi
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«If there's really that many people in the world, then there had to be someone who wasn't ordinary. There had to be someone who was living an interesting life. There just had to be. Why wasn't I that person?»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«You know, Kyon...have you ever realized just how insignificant your existence on this planet really is?»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Oh please, won't you just give up? You're going to die no matter what, so let me kill you.»
—Asakura Ryouko
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«You think it's a joke? Huh. You don't want to die? You don't want me to kill you? I'm sorry, but I just don't understand the concept of death regarding organic lifeforms.»
—Asakura Ryouko
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Stop kidding around! You're gonna hurt someone with that! Even if that's a rubber knife, you're scaring the hell out of me!»
—Kyon
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«*to Kyon* I'm getting bored and just fed up watching something that doesn't seem to be changing at all. That's why...I'm going to kill you and see how Miss Suzumiya reacts.»
—Asakura Ryouko
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Listen! This isn't fun and games! You mess around and I'll kill ya!»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits. What I mean is literal, that Haruhi and I are not like other organic lifeforms such as yourself.»
—Yuki Nagato
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«It's exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student!»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her.»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness.»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!»
—Haruhi Suzumiya
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«That's classified information.»
—Mikuru Asahina
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
«Even I get in the mood for that stuff now and then. I am a healthy girl, my body has its urges. But I won't let a momentary slip up leave me with a burden.»