« Así se difunde la cultura. Cuando alguien tiene una idea nueva, la copia inmediatamente. »
— Watashi
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Recopilación completa de 25 frases célebres, diálogos memorables y lecciones de vida de Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita. Personajes destacados: Watashi, Y, UNESCO Director, Loaf.
« Así se difunde la cultura. Cuando alguien tiene una idea nueva, la copia inmediatamente. »
— Watashi
« El diablo me obligó a hacerlo. Todo era su culpa. Sí, todo él. Míralos temblar. No los culpo. En el momento en que los vi, tapé la lata y salí corriendo. En otras palabras, los secuestré. ¿Hay alguna forma de hacer girar esto? Quiero decir, ¿alguna forma de resolver el problema? »
— Watashi
« ¡Sí! Un pequeño caramelo para el hombre, un caramelo gigante para la nueva humanidad. »
— Watashi
« Me desperté sintiéndome renovado, después de soñar con una larga ducha. Pero, por supuesto, era una ilusión. »
— Watashi
« Nunca he estado tan agradecido de tener muros para cerrar el mundo. »
— Watashi
« Artículos para inventar: cama, silla de masaje, humidificador, goma elástica, máquina Rube Goldberg, religión... ¿Se inventan las religiones? He aprendido algo nuevo. »
— Watashi
« The toilet is a wonder of civilization. It is a grand invention. It preserves human dignity. »
— Watashi
« We must demonstrate that we took action, even if our action was meaningless. »
— Watashi
« Children aren't sweet or innocent. The weird ones are left unchecked. It's rare to find anyone you can trust! »
— Y
« I found a job after graduation, but it was at the school. So much for sentimental farewells. »
— Y
« I always thought of humans as intelligent dominoes, since they tend to follow each other. »
— Watashi
« I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead? »
— Watashi
« It's simply fun to be part of a group sharing the same interests, regardless of what those interests are. »
— Watashi
« Well, nothing in life is ever certain. »
— Watashi
« So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn't want any problems you shouldn't have taken risks. »
— Watashi
« The chickens have earned their right to live, while the humans will go hungry. »
— Watashi
« I bet that when they run out of delicacy points, girls turn into old ladies. »
— Watashi
« It's quite educational, seeing the thought process of someone in charge. »
— Watashi
« They have no faces, no mouths... Their slimy bodies are completely hairless! They are... the skinned chickens!... Or you could just say they're chickens. »
— Watashi
« I've done it! After years of climbing the ladder, I've finally made it! Now that I have control of all good, no one can stop me! I now rule the human race! First, I will restore all the long-abandoned customs! Control the people! Control the goods! Control the economy! Once that's done, I can easily take over the nation! I'm in position to wield all of the power! Time to implement a dictatorial democracy! I can be a tyrant! »
— UNESCO Director
« Hide the truth. Manipulate information. Use intimidation. »
— Watashi
« A politician in the past once said: "My secretaries did it all. »
— UNESCO Director
« And so... I have written down the lesson I've learned from this vital experience in form of a title suitable for a business reference book: "Never hold meetings. The outcome is determined before the meeting begins. »
— Watashi
« If you pity my existence, please eat me. »
— Loaf
« Necessary murder. Man must kill to live. That hasn't changed, even with humanity's decline. The situation has reached the point in which escape and refusal are no longer options, so I must act. »
— Watashi